I decided to broaden my search and took a yellow transport vehicle to a community lot where I met some much more desirable specimens. I am especially interested in one called Blazej. I have yet to learn the proper pronounciation for this name however. And this thing they calle music... it moves me!
I spend my time trying to aquire all the knowledge needed to assimilate into this society. Cooking seem to be of the utmost importance.
I am about ready for my first breeding attempt. I only need to win over Blazej a bit more. I've decided to try something I read about. Dating.
This dating thing was amazing. Not only did I fully render Blazej under my control but I found the experience equally pleasurable as well. Seeding Earth with my DNA may not be as hard as I first thought.
I followed the customary breeder ceremony and offered up a metal and mineral ring to secure Blazej as my mate. I also must buy some artificial lights when I have more of those pesky simoleons.
Blazej has accepted my proposed breeder arrangment. He has added to the dwelling funds $8000 and a small collection of sellable goods.
I continue to try and master the skills nessessary to survive here but find the task daunting. There must be an easier way.
Ahhhh, now this is what I'm talking about! Skilling my style.
The time has come. Blazej has donated his money, items and even his knowlege to me... time for his DNA.
Again I am surprised that this primative exchange of DNA is so pleasurable. Though I think I almost broke Blazej. It took three tries to ensure fertilization.
Later that night Blazej engaged in a strange recreation game called 'Running With Scissors' .... looks dangerous...
I knew it was dangerous... however such is the only possible end to a successful breeding with my kind.
As my offspring grows I find myself more and more depleted of energy. In an attempt to artificially bring up my life levels I nearly killed my offspring and myself. Further study of the effects of Earth DNA on my system is in order before trying this again. Until such time I must seek out my next breeder...

9 comments:
Very nice start. I love the eyes.
Can't wait to meet the next Breeder. LOL!
Ahahaaa this is awesome! Love the take on the whole Widow Challenge (I'm assuming that this is such challenge with an alien twist. If not, feel free to smack me upside the head with a stinky fish, or something.. LOL)
I can't wait to see how adorable the spawn will look- and how much more Eliza can take before she really does fry herself. hahaa. Keep on going! ^.^
Nice twist to your BW, I love this girl and her alien views. Especially how surprised she is that she finds these humanistic rituals pleasurable *giggle*
Nice dowry and 1st death!
I like Eliza Doo (did she forget the "little"? LOL). I like how you made her - as an alien looking to seed the Earth with her DNA. hehe. Woot on the 8K! Looking forward to more from Eliza Doo ;)
ROFL I love Eliza "Doo Wydow" ('Wydow' Beans :p or is that what you meant?) Lots of fun, can't wait to see her 'seed' and next breeder :)
Eliza Doo Wydow- that's too funny!
What a great start- funny story- I love your narration.
'I almost broke him'.. LOL. that cracked me up.
Running with scissors- how dangerous. ;)
I love BW stories. It is amazaing all the different scenarios come up with for the story. :)
LMAO shes great ! I love the alien take on everything :D woo got mr big as victim #1 even LOL cant wait to read more ~Lissabry
Eliza Doo Wydow, that's too funny. This is all great! I love how she's an alien too, can't wait to see her kids!
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